This is my dear mummies current favorite joke:
There is a plane with a doctor, lawyer, a little boy and a Priest. The pilot of the plane says the plane is going down grab one of the three remaining a para-shoots and jump.
The Dr. says,"I heal people so I need to live." and precedes to take one and jump.
The lawyer says "Everyone knows lawyers are the smartest people on earth so I HAVE to live." grabs one and jumps.
The priest looks at the little boy and says "Son, I've lived a good life, you take the last one and jump."
The little boys says "Father, the smartest man on earth just jumped out with my back-pack on."
HEE HEE HO HO...... laughter is good for the soul.